Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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