can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were trust falling into bushes
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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