I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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