im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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