if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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