Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
MIDGETS
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He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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