I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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