Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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