I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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