Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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