When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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