To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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