I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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