i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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