How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I need a hoe opinion
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