North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
