ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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