Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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