they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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