i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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