i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Damn victory sex feels great
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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