your parents love me but you hate me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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