Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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