it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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