is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
home. puking in laundry basket.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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