Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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