Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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