The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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