it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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