1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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