Only a mothe r could love this liver
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Blood and glitter go together right?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
