I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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