How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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