So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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