I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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