I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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