Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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