That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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