Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
