I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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