Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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