: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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