I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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