you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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