By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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