I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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