When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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