Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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