No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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