TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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