So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
