My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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