Where is the hickey?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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