I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Green mimosas i think yes
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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