You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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